Monday, July 17, 2006
on the phone with chick a while ago..
Part 1 -
dawn: i don't know what i should wear tonight.
adele: oh wear what you wore when we went for battle of the bands audition !
dawn: but i've already ironed them to return to you.
adele: it's okay i can lend you for a longer period of time.
dawn: but the skirt is so short !
adele: NO IT'S OKAY. you look good in it(: AND THE FACT THAT YOUR LEGS ARE SHORT MAKES THE SKIRT LOOK LONGER.
dawn: thanks huh ! then when i sit down my fats will be protruding.
adele: NO IT WON'T HAPPEN LA.
dawn: i'll feel cold although i have lots of fats and everyone else who are going don't have fats to contribute to me.
adele: YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE 12345 !
dawn: he doesn't have fats either.
adele: YOU CAN HUG HIM OR SOMETHING !
dawn: awww so sweet <3 he can hug me under his arms.
adele: HAHAHAHAH AND YOU CAN SMELL HIS ARMPIT HAIR.
dawn: BESTFRIEND, I HATECHUUUUUUUUU. HATE YOU AH./
Part 2 -
adele: i asked him to lend me his extra tie but he said he lent it to someone else already ):
dawn: oh how about 12345's ?!
adele: haha you can wear his tie !
dawn: ewww i don't want. i bet his tie is really smelly cause he sweats so much.
adele: you can borrow his extra tie.
dawn: NOOOOOOOO THEN THERE WON'T BE HIS MANLY SMELL ANYMORE.
adele: haha then wash it or something !dawn: haha can you imagine if i wash his tie with my clothes then my clothes will have his smell ! <33
adele: ZOMG IMAGINE WALKING ON THE STREETS SMELLING LIKE A MAN./
Part 3 -
dawn: you know i woke up this morning and i was smelling 12345's ass ?
adele: HUH ?!dawn: cause i left the cookie monster beside me and when i woke up this morning the cookie monster's ass was in front of my face.
adele: HAHAHA I CAN ACTUALLY IMAGINE YOU SNIFFING 12345'S ASS.
fatdel loves obesechick(:VICE VERSA TOO :D
